Floyd Mayweather says he’d be willing to come out of retirement to fight Conor McGregor again — but only for, say, “an easy $300 million.”

Which just goes to show that Floyd — in finance as well as pugilism — remains a big fan of the must-score system.

Headlines

• At Fark.com: “Patrick Mahomes and Brittany Matthews are expecting their first child. Alabama has already offered a full-ride scholarship.”

• At TheOnion.com: “Punter likes to pretend coach’s pregame speech meant for him too.”

Another Twin killing

Minnesota got eliminated by the Astros on Wednesday, 3-1 — the Twins’ record 18th consecutive playoff loss.

In fact, the Twins have been swept so often they’ve been named an honorary curling sheet.

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Just not their night

The Yankees — for the first time in their 120-year history — hit into five double plays and committed four errors in the same game in a 4-3, 10-inning loss to the Marlins.

Or as the 1962 Mets used to call such an occurrence, Friday.

Penalty on the play

The NFL is investigating yet another alleged COVID-19 protocol violation by the Raiders, this one for allowing unauthorized locker-room access.

Judging by the coaches’ mask fines, this could be one costly encroachment penalty.

Au Contreras

The Cubs’ Willson Contreras pinwheeled his bat high in the air after hitting a three-run homer against the White Sox, then got drilled in the back his next time up.

Adding further insult, bench-jockeys are now referring to Contreras as Flip Willson.

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This is so 2020

The Georgia State-Charlotte football game Sept. 26 was postponed because of players’ positive COVID-19 tests — incorrectly postponed, as it turned out, because the test results were also interpreted incorrectly.

And you thought only quarterbacks make bad reads in football?

Talking the talk

• Jaguars QB Gardner Minshew, to ThePlayersTribune.com, on his critics: “Vincent Van Gogh, people told him, ‘You can’t be a great painter, you only have one ear.’ You know what he said? ‘I can’t hear you.’ ”

• Times sportswriter Bob Condotta, via Twitter, on the Chiefs’ tackle-eligible TD vs. the Ravens: “Knew I should have started Eric Fisher at receiver this week.”

• Mississippi State football coach Mike Leach, to CBS, on why his team had to open the season at No. 6 LSU: “Because New England, Green Bay and the Chiefs already had somebody scheduled.”

Getting the birds

Those five foul-mouthed parrots — removed from public view at Lincolnshire Wildlife Park in eastern England after they started swearing at customers — have been returned, hopefully reformed.

Though keepers had to think twice about bringing back the one named Earl Weaver.

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Baseball, Ray, baseball

• Iowa Cubs broadcaster Alex Cohen, via Twitter, on a record eight MLB playoff games last Wednesday: “I have now been watching baseball for 12 straight hours. I’ve been eating nothing but string cheese and pretzels. My eyes hurt, and I may or may not have a mild migraine. Couldn’t be happier.”

• Retired baseball writer Jim Street, via Facebook, on the only thing more shocking than the Marlins making the NL playoffs: “They also tied for the MLB lead in home attendance.”

• The late MLB outfielder Jay Johnstone, who died of COVID-19 at age 74: “When there’s no game, Philly fans go to the airport to boo bad landings.”

• Janice Hough of LeftCoastSportsBabe.com, after Yankees and Indians pitchers tied a playoff record by issuing 19 walks: “And how many of us who used to be youth baseball parents had painful Little League flashbacks?”

Commissioner Wormer

The NFL hit coaches with $100,000 fines for mask noncompliance on the sideline in Week 2 games, then threatened teams with “suspensions and/or forfeiture of draft picks” after Week 3.

So what do they do next to ramp up the punishments — double-secret probation?

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• Jack Finarelli of SportsCurmudgeon.com, no fan of “Undisputed” and other such shows built on nonstop disagreements: “If I found that sort of thing interesting, I would plop myself down in the gallery of the U.S. Senate every day and listen to the august members of that organization speak past one another.”

• Comedy writer Brad Dickson, via Twitter, after Franklin (Neb.) High School’s football team beat Elba 60-6: “The Elba coach said his players could’ve come back from such a deficit, if only they were playing the Atlanta Falcons.”

• Nick Canepa of the San Diego Union-Tribune, after the 2020 American Fitness Index rated San Diego the 11th-fittest American city: “I’m thankful they didn’t go house-to-house.”

• Blogger Patti Dawn Swansson, on NASCAR fining Hendrick Motorsports $100,000 for excessive wind-tunnel testing: “Curt Menefee can relate. He has to sit beside Terry Bradshaw for five hours every weekend on ‘Fox NFL Sunday’.”

Hit and Miss

• Florida’s Dan Mullen, to ESPN, on the improving reception he gets from football fans at Ole Miss, where he previously coached: “Usually they tell me I’m No. 1 when I come in, but now they’ve used all five fingers to wave at me.”

• Ravens QB Lamar Jackson, to reporters, after losing to the Chiefs for the third straight year: “Our kryptonite.”

• Samantha Previte of The New York Post, on fantasy football: “Even if you’re staring down a dismal 0-3 record, if the 2020 season has taught us anything, it’s that a comeback is always possible (see: teams playing the Falcons).”

• Syndicated columnist Norman Chad: “I just kissed my sister — who does not follow the NFL — and amazingly, she said, ‘The Eagles and the Bengals tied?’ ”