AS CHERRY TREES blossom, we at Now & Then extend the welcome mat for our second annual April Fools’ Day quiz. We trust this exercise in historical whimsy will entertain and challenge in equal measure.
Please note that each question has a single correct answer. All other choices are larded with distortion, half-truths and outright lies!
Question 1 (see “Then1” photo):
A BLOB BY ANY OTHER NAME. Originally Clyde’s Cleaners, built in 1946 to serve Lower Queen Anne Hill, the building was refashioned in 1984 into the ferroconcrete mound popularly known as The Blob. Detested and beloved, the structure was demolished in 1997. What was The Blob’s original purpose?
A: Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen’s nascent first draft of MoPOP (his Museum of Popular Culture), also colloquially known as The Blob.
B: The bulbous Moorish fort/Spanish villa themes were the brainchild of developer Anthony Dadvar, who intended to house a Mediterranean/Mexican restaurant, the Isla del Sol.
C: The last Queen Anne communal dwelling of the Love Family, a New Age religious group founded in the late 1960s.
D: An early and failed attempt at architectural 3D printing, engineered by noted inventor John Williams.
E: A movie set constructed for James Cameron’s megahit “Aliens” (1986), never used in actual filming.
Question 2 (see “Then2” photo):
WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN? In early fall 1918, the misnamed “Spanish” flu raged throughout the Northwest. On Oct. 6, Seattle city health commissioner Dr. J.S. McBride and Mayor Ole Hanson ordered the closure of schools, churches and theaters to combat infection (you know the drill). On Oct. 28, they added a mandatory mask order. Seattleites largely obeyed, until tearing off and twirling their masks to celebrate what notable event?
A: Armistice Day, Nov. 11, 1918.
B: Santa’s arrival by reindeer-drawn sled in Pioneer Square on Nov. 30, 1918.
C: The conclusion of the five-day Seattle General Strike on Feb. 11, 1919.
D: The return of the 63rd Coast Artillery from World War I on March 12, 1919.
E: The mask order was never suspended.
Question 3 (see “Then3” photo):
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WHISTLE. Vessels of the Black Ball Line, from which today’s Washington State Ferries are directly descended, signaled arrivals and departures with whistle blasts. To this day, each captain and vessel employs signature toots. Which is the standard whistle sequence used by Seattle ferries?
A: A single melancholy blast.
B: Three medium-long honks, translating “S” for Seattle into Morse Code.
C: One long and two short toots, known by maritime afficionados as “a warp and two woofs.”
D: All signal patterns are at the captain’s discretion, reflecting the skipper’s mood.
E: Short, repeat blasts, used solely as small-craft warnings during a pea-soup fog.
Question 4 (see “Now” photo):
THIRTY DEGREES OF SEPARATION. Many readers will be familiar with the popular mnemonic “Jesus Christ Made Seattle Under Protest,” muttered under locals’ breaths to recall the sequence of downtown streets (Jefferson and James/”Jesus,” Cherry and Columbia/”Christ,” Marion and Madison/”Made,” Spring and Seneca/”Seattle,” University and Union/”Under,” Pike and Pine/”Protest”). Yet all bets are off at Pioneer Square, where, north from Yesler, every street veers 30 degrees to the northwest, resulting in an odd tangle of angles. How did this come about?
A: The Seattle Fault runs directly under Yesler. In 1854, an earthquake caused massive seismic displacement, forever altering the shape of the young city.
B: South of Yesler, soggy tideland marshes made accurate mapping impossible.
C: Yesler was the clergy-mandated northern boundary of Seattle’s original red-light district. Its angled streets, pontificated Rev. David Blaine in 1855, supplied “ample warning of a turn to sin.”
D: Unresolved land-plat disputes between early white settlers David “Doc” Maynard, Arthur Denny and Carson Boren resulted in colliding street grids.
E: Fake news. Cartographers and geographers are complicit in promoting this fictional twist. Actual Seattle streets run straight as an arrow.
One correct answer: You’re a Mercer Mess.
Two correct answers: You tore down the Viaduct!
Three correct answers: You’re a Pike Pundit.
Four correct answers: You’ve attained Seattle Chill.