RANT to missing raves from unobservant drivers. My car’s exquisitely curated collection of droll bumper stickers and badges with personalized license plate and frame has yet to receive any appreciative notice in this column. I’ll give you a chance to redeem yourselves by not giving any further detail and be watching here for a remedy of this painful slighting.

RAVE to Seattle Parks and Recreation for repainting the centerline on the path around Green Lake.   

RANT AND RAVE Rant to women who refuse to actually sit on the throne in a public restroom, fearing the consequences. Don’t they realize that they are the problem? Rave to any public restroom who posts the following poem in each of its stalls. “Should you refuse to take a seat, at least attempt to please be neat. Don’t leave your tinkle here and there, so no one else can take a chair!”