The former FBI director testifies in front of the Senate intelligence committee on Thursday.

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Is there a more anticipated TV event than James Comey’s testimony in the front of the Senate intelligence committee on Thursday? Well, not this month at least.

It feels more like we’re getting ready for the Super Bowl of Testimonies, so we thought we’d have a little fun. Take a drink of coffee or your morning beverage of choice each time you hear or see one of these words or events.

You’ll be buzzing all afternoon.

Note: If President Trump tweets it, it counts. Testimony starts at 7 a.m. Pacific time on most of the broadcast and cable-news networks.

Take a sip

If President Trump starts live-tweeting
If a newscaster uses the word “blockbuster”
Impeachment
The American people
President Trump

Take two sips 

Fired
Obstruction
Jeff Sessions
Jared Kushner
The New York Times
The Washington Post
Intelligence

Take three sips 

Russia
Fake news
Hacking
DNC
Michael Flynn
Mainstream media (MSM)
“Don’t leave me alone with Trump”
MAGA
Putin
Ambassador Kislyak

Take four sips
Hillary Clinton’s email
Benghazi
Election
Collusion
Back channel
Unmasking
Leaks
Witch hunt
Robert Mueller
Watergate
Tweets
Investigation