Andy Borowitz

McCain attacks the man in the mirror

In what some political observers are calling his most ironic speech of the 2008 campaign, GOP presidential nominee John McCain today lashed...

“Reply hazy — try again”

GOP vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin said today that she was "delighted" with her performance in a much-publicized ABC News interview...

Pit-bull owners offended

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, who famously compared herself to a pit bull in her vice-presidential acceptance speech at the Republican National...

Lazy columnist syndrome

In a phenomenon that occurs every year in the week before Labor Day, national columnists across America are filing pointless, content-free...

Don’t lick the medals

China's impressive haul of gold medals at the Beijing Olympics was tarnished somewhat today when it was revealed that "abnormally high levels...

Politics gone wild

Just days after Sen. John McCain broadcast an anti-Barack Obama ad in which he compared the presumptive Democratic nominee to celebrities...