Chill the umpire! A high-school baseball ump — obviously under the influence, witnesses say — passed out during a game in Stark...
Chill the umpire!
A high-school baseball ump — obviously under the influence, witnesses say — passed out during a game in Stark County, Ill., and then attacked first responders who came to his aid and was tased twice by police, WQAD-TV reported.
The umpiring situation, in short: loaded, with one out and two strikes.
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Error on the play
Here’s what you get when you cross a broken bat with Memorial Day: a poor choice of words.
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In other words, Chuck likes Tebow’s quarterbacking chops.
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Sophomore safety Josh Harvey-Clemons has been suspended for Georgia’s season opener after he got caught smoking marijuana in his campus dorm room.
So much for those Keep Off The Grass signs.
Dwight Perry: 206-464-8250 or firstname.lastname@example.org