This guy took his own bite out of crime.
Bradley Hardison, wanted in connection with two local break-ins, pushed his luck by showing up at the Elizabeth City (N.C.) Police Department’s National Night Out Against Crime, defeating the cops in a doughnut-eating contest — eight in two minutes — and getting his picture in the paper.
“When I came in that morning and read that article I was (ticked) because it’s like throwing it in our face,” Lt. Max Robeson told WTKR-TV. “We’ve been looking for you for months. I didn’t ask him if he won a trophy — he probably did.
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“I did congratulate him … He can eat a lot of doughnuts.”
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• “Fan at Indians game upset to find someone else in his section.”
Ducks 685, Eagles 2
The Philadelphia Eagles are thinking about resurrecting their old kelly-green outfits from the Randall Cunningham era.
“Two uniform combinations down, 683 to go,” said Eagles coach Chip Kelly, hearkening back to his Oregon days.
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The “The Hundred-Foot Journey” is a new film about:
a) A growing rivalry between Indian and French restaurateurs.
b) The Broncos’ struggle to amass 27 rushing yards in Super Bowl XLVIII.
That’s, uh, cool
Washington, D.C., emerged No. 1 when Forbes came out with its rankings of “the coolest cities in America.
Cracked ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel: “That’s like Good Housekeeping naming the snowboarder of the year.”
A new study says working out too much can harm your body.
”Yippee!” said every guy in America with a TV remote in one hand and a beer in the other.
• Comedian Argus Hamilton, on golfer Dustin Johnson’s forced hiatus: “The PGA suspected he had a coke problem before the AT&T Pebble Beach celebrity Pro-Am in January when every celebrity asked to be paired with Dustin Johnson.”
• Times reader Bill Littlejohn, after Bengals backup QB Matt Scott vomited and threw a TD pass — on the same drive — in the exhibition opener: “A puke-six?”
• Blogger Chad Picasner, after the Mets’ toy-truck giveaway inadvertently included one with a Phillies logo on it: “It appears the publicity department is no better than the team.”
• Brad Dickson of the Omaha (Neb.) World-Herald, after four 90-something men set a world record in the 4×100-meter relay at the U.S. Masters track and field championships: “Most impressive: The only juicing they did involves prunes.”
Golfer Chris Wood completely split the seat of his pants en route to his first-round 66 at Valhalla on Thursday.
In other words, they tried to hold a PGA Championship — and a skins game broke out.
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