Knee Injury of the Year? You make the call:
• Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte (torn MCL, sprained ACL), who fell when an overly exuberant teenage girl jumped on him.
• Kentucky receiver Alexander Montgomery (torn ACL), after chest-bumping a teammate to celebrate his TD catch.
Discount double shock
- Death of Evergreen player, other injuries renew football-safety debate
- Our state’s greatest gift to the nation just got canceled
- Clay Matthews tells Colin Kaepernick: ‘You ain’t Russell Wilson, bro’
- Seahawks Game Center: Seattle holds off Detroit Lions for 'Monday Night Football' victory
- Watch: Former Mariners great Ichiro Suzuki pitches — yes, pitches — for the Marlins
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Police in Mayville, Wis., arrested a 42-year-old Bears fan who carried out an alcohol-fueled bet over Monday night’s game and tasered his wife three times when Chicago upset her beloved Packers.
Hubby got charged, too — with felony possession of an electronic weapon.
Give Kansas State credit for offering students free bacon to boost attendance for its women’s basketball opener, but dock the Wildcats for style points.
Alas, they’re playing Tennessee State, not the Razorbacks.
Faster than lightning
Flipper Anderson, who holds the NFL record for most receiving yards in a game (336), did it in 1989 playing for the:
Just call him Ace
Golfer Jason Kokrak, a 6-foot-4, 225-pound Canadian, scored a hole-in-one during the McGladrey Classic Pro-Am in Sea Island, Ga. — from 409 yards out.
“So you’re telling me there’s a chance?” said Jaguars fan Lloyd Christmas.
“Some health experts believe being an NFL coach might be the most stressful job in America,” noted TBS’s Conan O’Brien. “The second-most stressful job in America is being an NFL parole officer.”
• Ex-Rutgers basketball coach Mike Rice, to The New York Times magazine, on the fallout from his firing: “Now I have to sit back and take it, listen to people say I was abusing my players?
“I was an idiot, but I never abused anybody.”
• Comedy writer Tim Hunter, on a new poll claiming that the U.S. obesity rate is slowly climbing: “Oh, wait, it’s not climbing — it’s taking the elevator.”
• Steve Harvey of The Bottom Ten, on Colorado’s 1-7 record in pregame coin flips: “A team spokesman said the Buffs would spend extra time practicing coin-calls this week.”
• Reggie Hayes of the Fort Wayne (Ind.) News-Sentinel, on Jack Del Rio’s role as Broncos interim coach: “Del Rio will still call plays on defense and nod a lot to Peyton Manning on offense.”
Surf’s really up
The Guinness Book of World Records crew is on high alert after a surfer off the coast of Portugal reportedly caught a 100-foot wave.
Or as surfing sabermetricians prefer to call it, hanging 10-squared.
Dwight Perry: 206-464-8250 or firstname.lastname@example.org