Fifteen yards for illegal use of a foreign object, anyone?
The Carolina Panthers are 12-2 since they began uttering the battle cry of hometown rassling icon Ric Flair — “WOOOOOOO!” — whenever coach Ron Rivera hands out the game ball after a victory.
“Who didn’t grow up watching WWF, WCW and having Ric Flair slap somebody’s chest and go, ‘WOOOOOOO?’” said Panthers QB Cam Newton.
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“It’s awesome!” Flair told ESPN.com: “I’m a champ, brother, so I know a thing or two about celebrating victories! I’m humbled to have achieved that much respect by my hometown team. I really believe the Panthers have the weapons to go all the way.”
• At SportsPickle.com: “Nick Saban admits he is enjoying seeing Alabama fans suffer.”
• At TheOnion.com: “Roger Goodell fired after another .500 season.”
Minnesota Vikings linebacker Erin Henderson got pulled over for DUI again — for the second time in 1½ months.
Apparently he spun out on the learning curve.
Heard in the drink line
The most popular beverage item at the Ohio State-Clemson bowl game was the:
a) Tajh Boyd’s coffee
b) Braxton Miller High Life
c) Woody Hayes postgame punch
Friday’s college-football scoreboard:
• Missouri 41, Oklahoma State 31
• Clemson 40, Ohio State 35
“Regardless of which bowl you watched,” noted Fark.com, “OSU blew it to the Tigers with a turnover in the last two minutes.”
• RJ Currie of SportsDeke.com, on Serena Williams beating Maria Sharapova for the 14th straight time in what ESPN called the renewal of their “rivalry” in Brisbane: “That’s like calling a fly a rival to a windshield.”
• Comic Torben Rolfsen, after the SEC Network hired Tim Tebow as a TV analyst: “Not sure how much screen time Tebow will get, but SEC Network jerseys are flying off the shelves.”
• Steve Harvey of The Bottom Ten, after the 2-14 Texans claimed his mythical title for 2013: “The only thing that could stop Houston from losing games was the end of the season.”
It’s in the bag
Indianapolis avoided an embarrassing local blackout of the Colts-Chiefs playoff game when the Meijer supermarket chain bought up the 1,200 unsold tickets at the last minute.
Coincidence? Meijer gets credited with all the sacks.
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