So why did the chicken cross the rugby field? To tackle the streaker, of course.
A nekkid interloper in New Zealand got quite a shock when AJ the Chicken — the Otago Highlanders’ costumed mascot — ran him down and tackled him during last Saturday’s match against the Auckland Blues.
No big deal, said AJ — Andrew James in real life.
“Being a chicken mascot, I’ve got a lot of pride,” AJ told 3 News. “It was for the team, the supporters and the stadium. A couple of the Highlanders were pretty stoked with the effort.”
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Here’s hoping he wasn’t charged by the letter.
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• “Would’ve made better decisions if I wasn’t high on deer-antler spray.
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Scoreless in Seattle
Friday, in case you missed it, is National Doughnut Day.
The Mariners and White Sox celebrated two days early, playing 13 innings of 0-0 ball.
Pass the popcorn
“The Purge,” opening in theaters Friday, revolves around:
a) A futuristic world in which all crimes are legal for 12 hours.
b) The Raiders, coming off a 2-14 season, show they mean business by firing their PR director.
Talking the talk
• Greg Cote of The Miami Herald, on NFL teams’ so-called Organized Team Activity days: “I love that phrase. Makes it sound like summer camp and today they’re all making log cabins out of Popsicle sticks.”
• Blogger Chad Picasner, rounding up the latest baseball news: “The good, the bad and the druggies.”
• AP’s Steven Wine, on all the grunting during the Maria Sharapova-Victoria Azarenka semifinal at the French Open: “They sounded as if they were pushing a stalled Peugeot across lanes of traffic in the Arc de Triomphe.”
Police in Rocky River, Ohio, are investigating after a package containing marijuana was delivered to the home of Indians closer Chris Perez.
Team officials became suspicious when Perez kept asking the batboy for another rosin baggie.
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