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• At SportsPickle.com: “Shocking poll results find only Cardinals and Braves fans think Yasiel Puig is ‘disrespectful.’ ”
• At Fark.com: “If you had ‘day one of practice’ in the Greg Oden injury pool, you win.”
Bum Phillips, the beloved ex-Oilers coached who died Friday at age 90, wasn’t overly concerned when star running back Earl Campbell couldn’t finish a mile run during training camp.
Reasoned Bum: “When it’s first-and-a-mile, I won’t give it to him.”
Basketball legend Michael Jordan’s 56,000-square-foot mansion in Highland Park, Ill., is going up for auction after two years of trying to sell it, The Wall Street Journal reported.
Realtors aren’t expecting a bull market.
Utah Jazz rookies Rudy GoBert and Ian Clark painted their fingernails with sparkly-pink polish:
a) as part of the team’s rookie hazing.
b) because they’re big Oregon football fans.
Driver Tommy Grant Lathan, 49, has been charged with driving under the influence during a race in Anderson, Ind.
Not to mention using an improper fuel additive.
Longtime Suns assistant Alvin Gentry, jettisoned as the team’s interim coach after last season, returned to Phoenix last week on the Clippers’ staff.
“You know, I had eight great years here,” Gentry told The Arizona Republic. “… I was here nine, by the way.”
• Blogger TC Chong, on Oregon wearing pink helmets in its game against Washington State: “So that partly answers the question: What happened to all their gear when the Lingerie Football League folded?”
• Syndicated columnist Norman Chad, recalling the time he attended a Raiders-Chargers game: “I would’ve felt safer at a Manson family reunion.”
• South Carolina football coach Steve Spurrier, to The State newspaper, on coaching at Tennessee’s Neyland Stadium for the 14th time: “I’ve coached there more than some of their head coaches.”
• Bob Molinaro of the Norfolk Virginian-Pilot, on the Giants and Vikings taking a combined 1-10 mark into Monday Night Football: “Can’t wait to see what sort of pregame hype ESPN uses to baste this turkey.”
Coming soon to the concession-stand menu at Texas Motor Speedway: bacon-and-beer milkshakes.
Tums not included.
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