Who knew cold feet could be a career-ending injury? Hasmawi Hassan, the star striker on his Malaysian state soccer team, has been terminated because he stood up his bride and 1,000...
Who knew cold feet could be a career-ending injury?
Hasmawi Hassan, the star striker on his Malaysian state soccer team, has been terminated because he stood up his bride and 1,000 guests at his wedding, embarrassing the team, the New Straits Times reported. Hasmawi, who notified her via text message just hours before the nuptials, has been in hiding since.
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“I was shocked when I found out our player had done such a terrible thing,” Chong Itt Chew, a Kedah Football Association vice president, told the newspaper. “It is heartbreaking, especially when I look at the wedding gifts.”
Here’s the rub
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Cold Cash Dept.
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Somebody call FEMA
USC hiring Bob Knight as its basketball coach makes sense, in one sense.
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Talking the talk
Tony Kornheiser of the Washington Post, on pundits pointing out that the Redskins would be 13-2 if they could just score 20 points a game: “Yes, and if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle. The Redskins didn’t score 20 points a game because they couldn’t.”
Bud Geracie of the San Jose Mercury News, on Eagles receiver Terrell Owens: “While inserting a screw in T.O.’s injured ankle, doctors should have tightened the one in his head.”
Michael Ventre of MSNBC.com, with good news for Mayflower Van Lines: “The Browns are so bad, the city of Cleveland is thinking about moving to Baltimore.”
The shadow knows
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