Hard-pressed for tuition money? Not by a longshot. Mason Kaluzniak gets his next semester for free at Brandon University in Manitoba after...
Hard-pressed for tuition money? Not by a longshot.
Mason Kaluzniak gets his next semester for free at Brandon University in Manitoba after Gil Cheung — coach of the BU men’s basketball team — swished a half-court shot in his stead as part of a halftime promotion at Bobcats games.
“I started laughing (when Kaluzniak chose Cheung),” Brandon SID Matt Packwood told Yahoo! Sports. “Gil was a shooter when he played 10 years ago, but he had the whole team to pick from. Gil walks out, takes off the suit jacket, says ‘game time’ and makes it.”
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