SEC comes out on top of our rankings, followed by Pac-10.
The Big 12 Conference likes to boast that it has five ranked teams. To that, we say: Get real.
The Big East notes that it’s 26-7 against nonleague teams. Uh, so what?
For purposes of helping arbitrate barroom arguments from Texarkana to Tumwater, we put each football conference this week under the glare of a different metric.
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Say hello to REALRANK — Ratings Edified About Leagues Reassessed According to Nonleague Kachet. (OK, so we had to take some liberties with the acronym.)
All this, of course, is about the debate over which leagues are best in college football. For instance, SEC fans just know their conference is best, just because, well, it’s got the best football, along with the most chippy little melodramas among the coaches and the most mea culpas about their officials emanating from the league office. And who cares about that Alabama-Utah Sugar Bowl last year?
Anyway, we crunched some numbers, with a bit of a twist. In this rating, you get credit not only for strength of schedule, you also get dinged for scheduling too many indigent programs — like ones that don’t have a band, a trainer or a school president. In other words, intent is part of the deal. No chest hair, no credit.
Some terms you’ll need to know:
RART: Record against ranked teams. We broadened “ranked teams” to include the AP Top 25, plus its 16 others receiving votes, providing a bigger glimpse of nonleague performance against 41 solid teams.
GSQ: Get serious quotient. When one of your league members flops miserably — as in Indiana’s 47-7 loss to Virginia — you risk a citation here.
Weenie Index: The inclination of a league to show no pride and drop down to schedule FCS (formerly Division I-AA) teams.
We don’t claim that the system accounts completely for bad losses, but we’ll try to expose those as much as possible. What, you think the BCS is perfect?
To our rankings:
In the actual Top 25: Alabama (1), Florida (2), LSU (9), South Carolina (23).
GSQ: The SEC East doesn’t have a win against the 41 teams receiving AP votes. In fact, it only has one game against that group.
Weenie Index: Sizzling. Ten SEC teams play an FCS program.
Summary: We get that Alabama and Florida are good. But the league is still too incestuous.
In the Top 25: USC (4), Oregon (12).
GSQ: Arizona State followed up Idaho State with Louisiana-Monroe.
Weenie Index: Cool, with four FCS opponents, five less than the next-lowest BCS conference.
Summary: Not only is it the sole BCS league to play nine conference games, it has the best record against the sort-of-elite 41.
In the Top 25: Miami (8), Georgia Tech (11), Virginia Tech (15).
GSQ: Virginia and Duke did an ignominious 1-2 on opening day, losing to FCS teams.
Weenie Index: Roaring, with 14 FCS opponents. Take a bow, North Carolina, NC State and Duke, with two apiece.
Summary: Nips the Big Ten because of a slightly better underbelly.
4. Big Ten
In the top 25: Iowa (7), Penn State (13), Ohio State (18).
GSQ: Penn State’s nonleague schedule is Akron, Syracuse, Temple and Eastern Illinois. Hello, 4-0.
Weenie Index: Boiling, with nine FCS teams.
Summary: Yesterday’s conference.
5. Big 12
In the top 25: Texas (3), Oklahoma State (14), Texas Tech (21), Kansas (24), Oklahoma (25).
GSQ: You read it right. The league doesn’t have a nonconference victory against the AP 41.
Weenie Index: Bubbling. Nine FCS teams, with Kansas State’s Bill Snyder, naturally, playing two.
Summary: With no chops outside, might be the nation’s most fraudulent conference.
6. Big East
In the top 25: Cincinnati (5), Pittsburgh (20), West Virginia (22).
GSQ: League-leading Pitt’s only loss is to 3-4 NC State.
Weenie Index: Steaming. Rutgers and South Florida (two each) lead the parade of 10 FCS opponents.
Summary: At each level, the league seems to trail its big-conference brethren.
7. Mountain West
In the top 25: TCU (10), BYU (16), Utah (19).
GSQ: New Mexico (0-6) looks hellbent for a winless season.
Weenie Index: Moderate, with six FCS foes.
Summary: Nice at the top shelf, but little below.
In the top 25: Boise State (6).
GSQ: Should Boise State, in a perennial fight for national notice, be scheduling FCS UC-Davis?
Weenie Index: Warm, with seven from FCS.
Summary: Boise State, meet Gonzaga basketball.
9. Conference USA
In the top 25: Houston (17).
GSQ: After winning the Texas Bowl convincingly last year, Rice is 0-7.
Weenie Index: Perking; nine FCS foes.
Summary: Little oomph; only Houston and Tulsa have fewer than three losses.
10. Sun Belt
In the top 25: None.
GSQ: Arkansas State took unbeaten Iowa to the wire in a three-point loss; Middle Tennessee nipped Maryland.
Weenie Index: At last, some honor; only three FCS foes.
Summary: No bell-cow team, but better overall than the MAC.
In the top 25: None.
GSQ: Ball State, unbeaten until its league-title game last year, is 0-7.
Weenie Index: Simmering. Nine FCS opponents, proving there’s a food chain at every level.
Summary: Central Michigan (6-1) represents quality, but three winless teams bring the MAC down.
Bud Withers: 206-464-8281 or firstname.lastname@example.org