In tonight's figure skating short program at Pacific Coliseum, '2 become 1': 20 pairs of skaters must execute lifts, spins and jumps while performing in unison.

In tonight’s figure skating short program at Pacific Coliseum, ‘2 become 1′: 20 pairs of skaters must execute lifts, spins and jumps while performing in unison.

I know very little about the technical aspects (I leave those important details to our amazing sports team), but what I do know is that this is the perfect Valentine’s Day event. And that the team to beat is also an off-ice couple.

In the name of love and classic ice-rink romance, I’ll be evaluating each pair in several completely-trivial categories below. I’ll add photos as they become available.