Last week's rankings in parentheses Team 1 Rangers (5) To make room for Oswalt, Mark Hamburger is designated. That's In-n-Out baseball 2...

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Last week’s rankings in parentheses

1 Rangers (5) To make room for Oswalt, Mark Hamburger is designated. That’s In-n-Out baseball
2 Yankees (3) Frank Francisco calls Yankees “chickens.” Well, they’re dinger-lickin’ good
3 Dodgers (2) Dodgers no longer kings of L.A.; the L.A. Kings are
4 Nationals (1) Davey Johnson is Peralta non grata with the Rays
5 Orioles (4) Adam Jones lock to make All-Star team, but probably wouldn’t have hit at Safeco
6 Angels (11) In honor of Mike Trout, Rally Monkey given gills and dorsal fins
7 Mets (9) No truth they will rename team the New York Dickeys
8 Giants (7) Bruce Bochy has side job as Sam Elliott’s voice double
9 Rays (8) Urbane Joe Maddon would really rather discuss wine bar than pine tar
10 Braves (12) Craig Kimbrel, last year’s Rookie of Year, may be 2nd-Seasoner of Year in ’12
11 Indians (13) Dan Gilbert changes his vow, now says Cavs will win title before Indians
12 Reds (6) Weekly Billy Hamilton update: 83 steals in 68 games for Class A Bakersfield
13 Pirates (14) Andrew McCutchen has quietly become one of the elite players in baseball
14 White Sox (10) Adam Dunn has loudly become one of the most bizarre players in baseball
15 Red Sox (19) David Ortiz sick of Red Sox “drama,” he declares dramatically
16 Blue Jays (20) Where’s Huck Flener when you really need him?
17 Cardinals (15) Cardinals hope Chris Carpenter’s back by mid-July. Pujols still not returning
18 Diamondbacks (17) Who will make it to majors first, Trevor Bauer or Danny Hultzen?
19 Tigers (18) Tigers reliever Duane has 2.35 ERA. Look out, Below
20 A’s (21) Tokyo was so much fun, A’s want to play next Mariners series in Munich
21 Phillies (22) Phillies so bad, Shane has to change name to Defeatarino
22 Marlins (16) Now that LeBron has his ring, the heat is on Hanley Ramirez to win — not 1, not 2 …
23 Brewers (24) Brew calls up Tyler Thornburg, who didn’t inspire epic miniseries, The Thorn Burgs
24 Royals (23) George Brett a little miffed that there’s a pine-tar dustup not involving him
25 Twins (25) Useless trivia: Ben Revere only active non-pitcher with 100-plus games & no HR
26 Mariners (26) Mariners hitters are road warriors, home worriers
27 Astros (27) Wandy Rodriguez replaces Erik Bedard as this year’s human trade rumor
28 Rockies (29) Carlos Gonzalez wins Steve Carlton Award for great player on horrible team
29 Padres (28) Padres lobby for rule change to play “natural rival” 162 times
30 Cubs (30) Dempster goes on DL with strained lat, also straining his trade value
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