Now that's a mound of cash. If Mariners pitcher Felix Hernandez ever wanted to stack the proceeds of his new $175 million contract ...
Now that’s a mound of cash.
If Mariners pitcher Felix Hernandez ever wanted to stack the proceeds of his new $175 million contract — one crisp $1 bill every second — it would take him more than 5 ½ years to finish.
And his pile of ones would be nearly 12 miles high!
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Serves his coaches right for telling him to take it strong to the basket.
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• At TheOnion.com: “NBA fines Hornets $200,000 for not playing star players in any games this season.”
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Upping his allowance
Talk about getting handsomely paid for playing a kids’ game.
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Bumping it outside
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Apparently Packer foes complained it’s getting tougher and tougher to run around B.J. Raji and stay inbounds.
Half-dressed for success
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• Steve Watts of the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, after golfer Vijay Singh was the butt of jokes at last week’s AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am over his use of deer-antler spray: “It doesn’t help that Singh, who hasn’t won on the PGA Tour since 2008, is in a rut.”
• Jack Finarelli of SportsCurmudgeon.com, after four Alabama football players were arrested in connection with two armed robberies: “Parole Tide.”
• CBS’s David Letterman, on Westminster Kennel Club perks: “The winner of the dog show gets a beautiful blue ribbon and a toilet full of champagne.”
Cellblock and tackle
O.J. Simpson held a Super Bowl viewing party in his Nevada prison cell, the New York Post reported.
Alas, unlike the game, The Juice couldn’t go out in the third quarter.
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