Tired of buying the same old Girl Scout cookies every year? The Atwood-Hammond (Ill.) Little League is selling a $2,000 AR-15 assault rifle...
Tired of buying the same old Girl Scout cookies every year?
The Atwood-Hammond (Ill.) Little League is selling a $2,000 AR-15 assault rifle as a fundraiser — at $20 a raffle ticket.
“We could have went with a basic shotgun or something simple,” league commissioner Steven McClain told Champaign’s WCIA-TV. “But obviously it’s not going to draw the attention, not going to draw the volume we’re hoping to make.”
No kidding. Last year’s raffle raised $10. This year, according to sponsor Atwood Armory, ticket-buyers have already shelled out $13,110 — with three-plus months to go.
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In keeping with the theme, the kids get just three seconds in the lane.
Foul on the play
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Though lawyers are haggling to get the obstruction reduced to a blocking foul.
Change for a Ten?
Big Ten commissioner Jim Delany says his conference might have to adopt a Division III non-scholarship model if college players successfully sue to win a share of TV revenue.
What’s next — threatening to make jock-factory athletes real, live students?
• Greg Cote of The Miami Herald, on the death of Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez: “So strike that name from (Dennis) Rodman’s Lunatic Diplomacy World Tour.”
• Comedy writer Tim Hunter, on Washington getting an NIT invite: “And that’s fine — but it’s like going to the other prom with a date that was turned down 68 times.”
• Pat Forde of Yahoo! Sports, with a quickie Mizzou scouting report: “Final Four talent but sub-NIT poise and execution in late-game situations.”
• Jack Finarelli of SportsCurmudgeon.com, still rummy from Selection Sunday: “I love Vegetative State to ‘make a run’ in the North bracket, but that’s just me.”
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Responded one woe-is-me Big Ten AD: “Does the NCAA have a Division IV?”
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