Anyone up for “Pride of the Yankees,” Part 2?
“I must have missed something when I turned on the All-Star Game,” mused comedy writer Alex Kaseberg. “Just how many weeks does Derek Jeter have left to live?”
• At TheOnion.com: “Brazilian government posts listings for 12 soccer stadiums on Craigslist.”
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• At SportsPickle.com: “Local soccer bar back to just being an Irish pub again.”
The world’s tallest water slide — 168½ feet high — has opened in Kansas City, Kan.
Though technically it’s only the second-biggest drop of the summer, if you care to include the Boston Red Sox.
And in tourism news, Japan boasts a site — the Kunigami Shrine in Tochigi Prefecture — dedicated solely to hemorrhoids.
Though the jade statue of George Brett seems a bit over the top.
Among the 10 most memorable moments in comic-strip history, from CBS’s David Letterman:
• “The Katzenjammer Kids beat Brazil’s soccer team, 7-1.
• “Bazooka Joe choking to death on stale gum.
• “Scrooge McDuck refusing to sell the Los Angeles Clippers.”
Know Thyself Dept.
“Tonight a man told me that Richard Sherman is the best defensive player he’s ever seen,” EPSY host Drake noted in his opening monologue. “And that man’s name is Richard Sherman.”
Kriste Lewis, 40, became only the second 40-something to make an NFL cheerleading squad when she landed a spot on the New Orleans Saintsations.
Or as they now call her in cheer circles, Georgette Blanda.
Dateline Minneapolis: BP coach accused of not grooving pitches during All-Star Home Run Derby.
Stat of the Week
The 49ers’ Farewell to Candlestick flag-football game attracted 30,000 fans Saturday night.
Or, roughly 1,000 more than the WNBA drew for four games Sunday.
• NBC’s Jimmy Fallon, on Joey Chestnut winning his eighth straight hot-dog eating contest: “Unfortunately, the win was overshadowed when his rival, Johnny Hot Dog, won his ninth consecutive chestnut-eating contest.”
• RJ Currie of SportsDeke.com, after police found the Olympic ring stolen from curling champion Brad Jacobs: “I’m thinking it was recovered in a sweep.”
• ESPY host Drake, on Thunder guard Russell Westbrook’s attire: “If CenturyLink Field got any louder, Westbrook would be wearing it.”
No Patriot games
Russian president Vladimir Putin was among the dignitaries attending Sunday’s World Cup final.
None of the Germans, to their credit, let him try on their championship medals.
Dwight Perry: 206-464-8250 or firstname.lastname@example.org