What do you get when you cross a Burress with a Brunswick? Answer: The unnamed bowler at Jupiter (Fla.) Lanes who shot himself with the...
What do you get when you cross a Burress with a Brunswick?
Answer: The unnamed bowler at Jupiter (Fla.) Lanes who shot himself with the revolver in his shorts pocket Tuesday night.
“The guy just stepped up to bowl,” witness Jim Miller told WPBF-TV. “I think he hit his leg on his backswing.”
Scorekeepers alertly credited the man with a strike (in the leg) and a split (of his pants), not to mention sparing his life.
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