Win, place and ... doe? Three deer upstaged the horses last Wednesday at the Meadows Racetrack in Washington, Pa., jumping onto the track...
Win, place and … doe?
Three deer upstaged the horses last Wednesday at the Meadows Racetrack in Washington, Pa., jumping onto the track just before a race and running in tandem for a few minutes. Track announcer Roger Huston took it from there.
“As they race down the track, Bambi has the lead,” was his call. “Here comes Rudolph from the outside. … They are … they are going the wrong way right now. A race delay as we have a ‘deer event.’ … The deer are going to the paddock, apparently an equipment problem! … In the infield, into the valley go the deer.”
As Huston told Pittsburgh’s KDKA-TV: “It’s funny, when you’re trying to think of stuff. The only two deer I could think of were Rudolph and Bambi. I forgot Dancer, Prancer, Vixen and all those others.”
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And Huston’s declared winner was … Bambi.
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This year’s Here Today, Gone Tomorrow Award goes to:
a) USC football: preseason No. 1 team won only 7 of 12 games
b) Philip Humber: pitched perfect game for White Sox, finished 5-5, claimed off waivers by lowly Astros
Talking the talk
• Steve Schrader of the Detroit Free Press, after an alleged driving infraction by the Lions’ Ndamukong Suh was captured on a police cruiser’s dashboard camera: “At least Jim Schwartz didn’t throw the red flag and void the video review.”
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Easy on the ice
Detroit Red Wings prospect Riley Sheahan was dressed in a purple Tinky Winky Teletubby outfit — and had a blood-alcohol reading of .30 — when cops pulled him over late on Halloween.
If a visual like that doesn’t end the NHL lockout, what will?
Dwight Perry: 206-464-8250 or email@example.com