Win, place and ... doe? Three deer upstaged the horses last Wednesday at the Meadows Racetrack in Washington, Pa., jumping onto the track...
Win, place and … doe?
Three deer upstaged the horses last Wednesday at the Meadows Racetrack in Washington, Pa., jumping onto the track just before a race and running in tandem for a few minutes. Track announcer Roger Huston took it from there.
“As they race down the track, Bambi has the lead,” was his call. “Here comes Rudolph from the outside. … They are … they are going the wrong way right now. A race delay as we have a ‘deer event.’ … The deer are going to the paddock, apparently an equipment problem! … In the infield, into the valley go the deer.”
As Huston told Pittsburgh’s KDKA-TV: “It’s funny, when you’re trying to think of stuff. The only two deer I could think of were Rudolph and Bambi. I forgot Dancer, Prancer, Vixen and all those others.”
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And Huston’s declared winner was … Bambi.
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Easy on the ice
Detroit Red Wings prospect Riley Sheahan was dressed in a purple Tinky Winky Teletubby outfit — and had a blood-alcohol reading of .30 — when cops pulled him over late on Halloween.
If a visual like that doesn’t end the NHL lockout, what will?
Dwight Perry: 206-464-8250 or firstname.lastname@example.org