Two bits ... four bits ... six bits ... 9,400 dollars? The Oaklyn Cats Cheerleading Club of Audubon, N. J., is out that much cash, authorities...
Two bits … four bits … six bits … 9,400 dollars?
The Oaklyn Cats Cheerleading Club of Audubon, N.J., is out that much cash, authorities say, after lovelorn team treasurer Susan Loberto wrote six checks from the Cats’ account and wired the money to a man in Ghana whom she’d met online at Chemistry.com about a month ago.
Loberto, 50, has been charged with fraud.
In lieu of taking the Fifth, defense lawyers are urging her to hold that line.
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“I get a kick out of it when I go home at the end of a baseball season (and) somebody says, ‘Boy, you look bad,’ ” Jim Leyland, the Tigers’ dedraggled manager, told The Washington Post. “I always tell them, ‘Well, show me a manager that looks like Paul Newman after 162 games, I’ll show you a guy that didn’t do a very good job.’ “
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“Baby, I’m celebrating the Fever winning the championship. I’m loaded. I ain’t gonna lie.”
• Todd Nelkin of Houston, to AP, on auctioning off his football card signed by Walter Payton and Barry Sanders in hopes of raising $20,000 for a vitro-fertilization procedure for his wife: “I would love to keep the card, but I would rather have a kid.”
• Comedy writer Bob Mills, on commissioner Bud Selig’s request to cut alcohol consumption in baseball clubhouses: “Most teams have more players in AA than Triple-A.”
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Which is kind of like complaining that Brooklyn Decker doesn’t like to cook.
Dwight Perry: 206-464-8250 or firstname.lastname@example.org