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You finally get Maria Semple to take the time to talk, and she doesn’t really want to discuss her best-selling Seattle sendup, “Where’d You Go, Bernadette?”

Instead, Semple wants to rave about Dave Eggers’ most recent book, “The Circle,” and how she got him to come to Seattle this Wednesday night for a talk at Town Hall.

“What happened is I read ‘The Circle’ and I totally flipped out for it and it’s profound and have you read it?” Semple said.

Well, I’m still on “The Goldfinch” right now, but …

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“It’s about a tech company much like Google called ‘The Circle,’ and it’s a funny, profound, super-riveting page-turner that addresses these huge issues about privacy and relationships and how we’re connected in society.

“I sound like an idiotic caveman because I get so garbled and so emotional about it.”

So emotional, in fact, that she wrote Eggers a fan letter — and he wrote her one back. They decided to get together, talk on stage and sell tickets to benefit 826 Seattle, the after-school writing and tutoring nonprofit that Eggers founded, with outposts all over the country.

The event is being billed as “a night of giddy admiration, fearless inquiry and the occasional awkward silence.” (Tickets are $20 and available at

Semple has been silent for the past several months as she finished the screenplay for the movie version of “Bernadette,” which now feels “other than me,” she said.

“It’s not mine anymore.”

They are on the hunt for a director, and then casting will begin. Semple said she could see 10 different actresses in the role of Bernadette, “But I weirdly don’t care.”

She is just happy to have the time to start work on her third book.

“It still seems like such a dream to me to be accepted in this world,” Semple said. “People think I’m somebody and I still can’t believe it.”

Here Girl

In fact, Semple was on the stage at Town Hall just last week, conducting a Q&A with “Gone Girl” author Gillian Flynn, who spoke for about 15 minutes before they sat down together.

“I am pregnant and on cold medicine,” Flynn began. “So this is going to be the greatest speech you ever heard.”

It was a delicate dance to talk about the book while many in the audience hadn’t read it — especially because the ending has been the subject of debate in book clubs everywhere. Semple was desperate to talk about it, but Flynn demurred.

“It’s not a satisfying ending,” was all she would say. “But it is the ending that these two deserve. I don’t do happy endings. … When people in my book lines complain about it, I always just write, ‘Sorry about the ending.’ ”

One audience member asked: Does Flynn now feel she could pull off the perfect murder?

“I couldn’t pull off the perfect crime,” she said. “But I could definitely frame someone.”

You read it here, Detective.

Knowledge is the (latch) key

Speaking of 826, the Seattle outpost’s executive director, Teri Hein, was invited by the President’s Committee on the Arts and the Humanities, no less, to attend the recent National Summit on Creative Youth Development in Boston.

In the invitation, the committee said it was inviting a group of 200 “thought leaders” to help form a policy statement for the Obama administration about the importance of after-school arts instruction.

“Frankly, they had me at “thought leaders,” Hein cracked in the most recent “Teri’s Update” to donors.

“If only the folks back home in Fairfield, Washington (my hometown: population 350), knew that Ralph and Dolores Hein’s third daughter would one day be traveling to Boston as a ‘thought leader.’

“Well, let’s just say that Mr. Critchlow, my high-school principal, would be surprised. I am living proof that poor performance in high school may be an indicator of nothing.”

Nicole Brodeur’s column appears Tuesday and Sunday. Reach her at 206-464-2334 or

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