The New York Post and Vanity Fair, among others, are spilling ink on an incident in which an English professor says she was hauled out of a Manhattan Starbucks after refusing to specify whether she wanted butter or cheese on her bagel. A Starbucks worker told the Post she called a barista a bad name.

The New York Post and Vanity Fair, among others, are spilling ink on an incident in which an English professor says she was hauled out of a Manhattan Starbucks after refusing to specify whether she wanted butter or cheese on her bagel. A Starbucks worker told the Post she called a barista a bad name.

Seriously. It must be a slow news week.